Traffic lights in Walmart intersection.
Traffic lights in Walmart intersection. Photo: Semanario Laguna.
Honey, can you tell if the light on the Carretera is red yet?
I can’t see it. I think the green light is broken, or at least so dim it is invisible. But I have to practically lean out of the window to see it and I can’t do that in this blouse. Can you see the other light?
There is no other light, hon, that is why I need to know about the lights on the Carretera.
Why didn’t they put a light on the other side of the highway?
I don’t know, honey. Maybe the same reason they don’t fix the lights when they burn out or get damaged. Just look at this one next to us – it looks like a truck killed it and it is not quite ready to die. Hold it, this delivery van wants to turn into the street here so I have to back up so he can get in.
I think we just got a green – the car facing us is starting into the intersection. Try your left turn now. They have a light on this side they can see.
As soon as this truck lets me move, hon. Damn…the light just went red again. Now we have to wait through another cycle. What idiot designed this intersection?
You know who – the same so-called Federal engineer who designed the Walmart intersection. Why don’t you just turn right and then make a u-turn?
Yes! Hold on, hon…I made it. U-Turn at Pemex coming up.
Nicely done, dear. Driving in this town is like playing a video game.
Hon, video games are easier- everything generally works and there is a help desk. Would you look at the signal at Juarez, just hanging down like that. If this is a Federal highway, the Mexican government should be embarrassed.
If the Administration is not embarrassed by the Maya Tren fiasco and the abandoned airport and the collapsing metro in Mexico City, the lack of traffic lights in Ajijic won’t phase them.
Hon, you are so right. Now, tell me why is it that the Federal highway workers can shut down the Carretera in rush hour to resurface the road which they could have done at night much faster, but they can’t manage to fix the broken traffic lights? Can’t Chapala do anything?
They tried, but it is a Federal highway. Remember when the Chapala Director of Mobility got so frustrated with no-shows from the Feds he went out and synchronized the lights himself.
I do. One of my Mexican beer buddies suggested dumping truckloads of horse manure in front of the Federal Transportation office in Guadalajara until they get the message that their roads are not fit for cars.
I don’t think it would help, dear. They don’t care and they have so much horse pucky of their own that they shovel at us, they probably wouldn’t even notice.
So true. Wait, did the light just turn green?
(Watch for a follow up on Laguna’s survey of broken traffic lights)
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